Do your own electrical work
Take your helmet off in outer space
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of super glue
Eat medicine that's out of date
Get your toast out with a fork
Eat a two week-old unrefrigerated pie
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Thanks for pledging to be safe
around Metro trains.

"I solemnly swear to not do
dumb stuff around trains"
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Run across the tracks between platforms